THE MIDDLE CLASS IS ALIVE AND WELL
Winter in Michigan
Set my wife and me on our way to get away
Paying the costs up front
As far as we could see
Of sailing the Caribbean Sea
I knew financial matters
That tough master
Would prevent some from joining this cruise
But as I logged the events below I missed the others
Those who could afford to play more easily than we
I suspect they found an easier way
Day 1, Thursday, 2/12/15
“The bus leaves at five a. m.
Park your car in the ramp across the street, level four
Pick up a white ticket
You will be issued a green one to redeem your car
Meet the bus here when you return”
“Detroit luggage drop lines are up one flight
Are your tickets in order?
Security lines start the next floor up”
Security, actually a snap and breakfast, relaxed
Our vacation flight an hour away
Easy day
Easy prey!
The Delta Gang
Across the tarmac, riding hard, caught us unawares
Herded us into corral 34-A
For three hours of flogging
Our plane, impounded
Deltannouncement!
We have an equipment downgrade
Who will travel?
Who remain?
“Everyone move back four steps
We need room to board”
Our vacation, four months to plan
Gone with a Delta yawn?
Good news — seats, new — assigned on boarding
Bad news — What did those upgrades cost?
A February Florida beach afternoon lost
“Your luggage is at carousel 12
Meet your tour rep there and follow her to your bus
That’s bus number two
See a porter to register
Tomorrow, meet in the lobby to board your shuttle
9:00 to 11:00”
Day 2, Friday the 13th
Note to Pogo: on a Friday this month
That pushy woman with her unconvincing naivete’ took my chair
Her husband, caned and showing his age
Would get this chair here
“Isn’t it better this way?”
In a crowd, advantage Northeast
Two days later, same Northeast accent
Same woman
Cut into our buffet line
Bus trip to the port
We, the infirm, salute you
You, the few, who board today
Sans fuss
Or clumsy tote-bag delays
On the way, wait to watch a drawbridge raise
And honor 4 sailboats
The usual . . . Rigamarole
Public health forms
Complete and take into the line and join a snake
“Even numbered staterooms, here, odds over there”
We wound our way, inch by inch, to the check-in desk
Finally able to leave the snake
After one last wiggle, boarding pics
“Meet your luggage in your room
At three, an emergency drill
Your assembly area, Ten
Room keys will be scanned”
Are we there yet?
Take a breath
Leaving port
My day-one favorite
Are we moving yet?
Veranda anticipation
Recreation boats in the channel
Return their waves
Beautiful homes
A Coast Guard base
Gaining perspective
The receding waterfront gradually reveals its hotels
Up and down Atlantic's beach
The decision to go back inside, not so favorite
Good news:
The ride on a big ship
Three promenade laps to a mile
Slick
Bad news:
Everywhere, crowded locations
And the intrusion of conversations
We, the largely worn, salute you,
You who remember
Beautiful people
Day 3, Saturday, First Day Out
Another perfect day at Holland America’s Halfmoon Cay
The Bahamas, just to our west
Clear water, blue
And white sand, the best
Oh ye of little faith
This Michigander dragging his jacket
It’s winter, for heaven’s sake
Welcome to a gorgeous Caribbean Valentine’s Day
We walked the beach and its surround
To the sounds of steel pans
Serenade one
From our resident musician
The water, still interpreting the memo
Was four degrees cooler than the lap pool back home
Back on board we walked the promenade, then
Dined Italian at Canaletto
An Aperol spritz preceded antipasto, pasta
Sea bass and, of course, dessert
Day 4, 2/15, Sunday at sea
Coffee in the room
Early Mass, too early
At breakfast, one of many at Lido’s extensive buffet
A couple with a 50 state bucket list
North Carolinians planning to visit Michigan
Love to help you if we can
The promenade again
A lee side deck chair in the sun
Lured Carole
Here’s what you do on a cruise for fun
Read, relax and mix in a lap or two
Later, The Atrium bar, deck one
Enticed Dennis with the promise of Martini Madness
Their special martini of the day
One of those not-really-martinis
Skipped the two-for-one
Formal dinner, dining room
An opportunity for dress-up pictures
Day 5, Monday, 2/16
Crowded Oranjestad with traffic creep
Jewelry shops, high end retailers, Prada, Rolex
Both sides of the street
We walked to Queen Wilhelmina Park
Enjoying its shade, a bench and Aruba Iguanas
Sunning, posing, begging,
Fighting over a chicken bone
Could that be their lunch?
Returned early for top-to-toe massages
Day 6, Tuesday
Dawn at Willemstad
Docked to the opening and closing of the Swinging Gate Bridge
Carole’s comment, “They have cute-ed up Curacao even more”
There were many new red tile roofs and ice cream color paint jobs
“The line for the land-and-sea excursion starts here
Show your ticket to get a sticker
Follow that woman to the bus”
We toured the city then stepped down
Into a mini submarine
For a rock and roll cruise over coral
And colorful fish
Rewarded for swimming up close
With our captain
Day 7, Wednesday
At sea
Next stop, Panama
Do not wait until
Your fourth cruise with HAL to try
The Pinnacle Grill
For starters,
Soup bowl presentation, crumbled lobster
The soup poured table side
Bisque
Day 8, Thursday, 2/19/15
Emily's 17th birthday
Panama
We traversed the first of three sets of locks
Then docked
At Gatun Lake
One of three
Water reservoirs and canal passageways
There the ship would stay
While we spent our day with Rosalba
On a railroad trek 47 miles south to the Pacific
Paralleling the canal, lots of trees
Some ship traffic
And construction
Enlarging the canal for your next trip
Panama City, modern, upscale
Marina shopping on the Pacific
Then back to the Caribbean side to re-board at Colon
For us, an off limits zone
Once a vacation destination
Now collapsed into urban squalor
From some colossal ignore
Its residents sharing trash, destitution, fear
And razor wire
That evening we left through a harbor filled with ships
Day 9, Friday, 2/20
Costa Rica
A long bus ride from Limon west
Through banana and pineapple plantations
Into the rain forest mountains
Where a private park promised tram rides through the canopy
Bad news, broken tram, and minor calamity
Our highlight, after all, gone
Damn!
Good news, we were not one of those stuck on the tram
In the rain
For forty five minutes
A short hike and a delightful lunch would suffice for fun
Fresh foods, green flora, none of the fabled Costa Rican fauna
Our memento, a nifty poncho
And, to be fair about it, a prompt HAL refund
“Puro Vida!”
Day 10
Saturday, 2/21/15, back at sea.
Skipped the Mariners' champagne brunch
Late breakfast and walk
Formal dinner tonight
Formal pictures, take two
Day 11
Sunday, 2/22, Last day at sea
Finally made it to a Sunday morning service
Evangelical minister and Episcopal priest
Crowded but something for everybody
Last call at the Lido pool
Carole, a mango smoothie
Dennis, an Irish coffee
Steel drums setting up one last time
Giving lessons today while poolside golfers chip
Plastic balls at a life saver target
By midnight, bags in the hallway
Monday, 2/23
Off the ship by 9 a. m.
Revisit the snakes and add one — customs
As for news about the demise of the middle class
I take note of those not among our company this time
Those with enough money to avoid fun en masse
And those who barely dare to dream
Plane departure, 2:00 p. m.
DRK
8/3/15
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Friday, June 19, 2015
LAUDS
Some can do it on the spot
For the rest of us it takes more thought
Jazzing their tunes, rapping their words
Rumbling and ricocheting like trains down rails
I wonder how it comes about
And if it ever fails.
You may be one who can do it anywhere
Cameras, brushes, pencils, easels
Creating new images out of empty air
With marble, clay, part of a tree
Shaping things only you can see
My favorites, those who build and repair
Kids
Creative, patient, slow to anger
Comforting arms, attentive ears
And laps accustomed to children’s fears
New lives, year after year
Are these just skills to teach?
Or does a special muse infuse --
A holy spirit anoint each --
With gifts beyond my reach?
For me, sufficient it may have to be
To honor, make the fuss
Over those whose gifts
Grace the lives of you and me
Dennis R. Keefe
6/20/03, 3/13/18
Some can do it on the spot
For the rest of us it takes more thought
Jazzing their tunes, rapping their words
Rumbling and ricocheting like trains down rails
I wonder how it comes about
And if it ever fails.
You may be one who can do it anywhere
Cameras, brushes, pencils, easels
Creating new images out of empty air
With marble, clay, part of a tree
Shaping things only you can see
My favorites, those who build and repair
Kids
Creative, patient, slow to anger
Comforting arms, attentive ears
And laps accustomed to children’s fears
New lives, year after year
Are these just skills to teach?
Or does a special muse infuse --
A holy spirit anoint each --
With gifts beyond my reach?
For me, sufficient it may have to be
To honor, make the fuss
Over those whose gifts
Grace the lives of you and me
Dennis R. Keefe
6/20/03, 3/13/18
Friday, May 1, 2015
SCIENCE OF THE JAMBS
I spent years pursuing truth
Tracking facts down lineal paths
Logic
Inter-subjective testability
Now I turn to beauty
And telling lies
Ideas, odd
To jog thoughts
Or dialog
My two cultures in contact
Rub
Dollars drive our words!
Poets do whatever to survive
Their words? Usually a surprise
Society's heavy weight
Dictates adaptivity!
Until an artist's gene pokes through
To disrupt history
Find that best environment
To help you write!
I am equally awed
By the road
And by my own backyard
Rub
A genie's mist
Creativity's subtleties
The many ways we interact
The terse power of economy
And how the words I evolve
Once ensconced out there
Evolve me
In here.
DRK
8/26/12
5/1/15
Monday, November 24, 2014
EDGES
EDGES
Just
beyond the prairie road
corn rows
swallowed a town,
whole
towns—
people,
who left
themselves in a graveyard.
Ancestors, concentrated in a square,
conveniently located for those who
care.
Nod your
head as you drive by
or stop
and tell the old folks “Hi.”
Our
families settled here –
then frontier –
to spend
lifetimes
carving edges . . . in the ground,
Setting
out
whom they could become
and where they could be found…
safe…
from the raiders
they invaded.
There was
Jeremiah’s farm –
full –
of the grounding tools
that plowed and raked their
lives together,
surrounding them with names .
. . homes
. . . and fences.
Full of kids
straining to get out
and breathe America’s chances.
Then
they
buried each other.
The cemetery,
a church yard once,
a church yard once,
punctuates
a sea of corn whose annual tide creep
challenges their edges’
integrity and symmetry.
We are
halted by their sentinel:
Plaqued words on a pedestal
speak of a wooden church burned long
ago,
Indian wars
and the Farrell’s store.
We linger
to honor those who spent a lifetime
building lifelines to our future
by tending
through their death-time
their place between the edges,
keeping them safe from today’s invaders:
This year, corn,
last year, beans,
last year, beans,
and by
taking them with us.
For here,
under our feet, only part of their journey ended.
Settlers
continue their settling
into the earth,
our minds,
our stories.
We travel
today,
unsettled raiders,
absconding
with
then rewriting family stories,
then rewriting family stories,
ungrounded
tools
for carving modern edges.
Who are
we?
And who
were they?
What did
the family do?
When?
Daddy,
tell me the story again.
Dennis R.
Keefe
April 18, 2015
Friday, November 14, 2014
THE NEWS FROM THE CRUISE
THE NEWS FROM THE CRUISE
BEGAN
on a Tuesday
Not this or last
but in the past,
with rumors from the net
about excursions, arrangements
packing and documents
AND WILL END
on Wednesday,
not this
or next
but when memory wanes
or someone says,
“Please, there’s no need
to tell it again.”
PREPARE
to wear . . .
what . . . on the sea to Alaska
–
to experience . . .
what . . . places exotica,
people reachable only by air or by
sea?
Will it be sunny all night,
full of cold ice?
They can leave you at the dock, it
was hinted,
if you misread a form
or left it at home not printed.
GETTING THERE
In Flint,
a lady with a laptop
couldn’t keep her trap shut
talking at a business man
sitting on her left
switching to a cell phone
in her right
when it wasn’t typing
tippy, tap, tippy, tippy, tippy,
tap,
Atlanta displayed
between Concourses A and T
life size airport art from
Zimbabwe
Sculptures done
in Spring and Serpentine
stone
Young man, plaid shirt,
earnest attempt at a beard.
He, attached to a cowboy hat
not nearly as attached to him.
Naked nervous moments,
de-cap-itated,
when he stumbled through
the cramped doors
of the airplane loo.
First Sightings
On the left, looking up,
the mass of Mt. Rainier displayed
while across the aisle, we looked
down
at the rest of the Cascades.
Kids limo’d, rock star style
long, black car, to Seattle
“No pictures, thank you!”
SEATTLE
Cascades to the East
Olympics to the West
Docks to the world,
Ferries to the burbs.
The inspiration
to a coffee boom somehow
missed our hotel room.
Rode the elevated to the Needle,
Monorail Ale,
and looked down at a map.
No, wait, that IS Seattle.
Lovely parks downtown
home to those without – injured,
now insulted, by those who seek
attention,
the costumed and painted
young, on parade.
Down at the lounge –
like the hotel, big city small –
I settled for a few
minutes to check for news from the
muse.
Bar tender busying, table to
table.
Hotel patrons on elevator detail
pulling luggage over tile,
clackety click, clickety clack.
No use.
An evening martini . . .
not up to the task.
Pike’s Place Market
Acres vending everything fresh
Watch the seafood fish throw
show.
Especially fresh today,
tee shirts to go.
SHIRTS FOR PERVERTS
“It’s not pretty being easy!”
Two for ten.
We escaped and lunched
Bolivian.
TO THE SHIP
Tetris driver stacked
luggage, us ten – ovation
in his taxi-van.
EMBARKING
A smooth sail through
document checks,
those things you do
to get people and stuff
on a ship for a cruise.
Anxieties allayed with each
gangplank stride,
able to focus on why we were here,
the excitement of what we would
find inside.
A week’s worth of clothes
soon disposed to the drawers
and corners of efficiency
quarters.
Time to take command –
captains of our staterooms –
on the Westerdam.
ON THE SHIP
one of those dam ships
from Holland America Line
Our Stateroom
Efficient space – for all
but elbows,
on main deck, above steerage
and the Irish
rumored below.
PROMENADE:
MIND YOUR HEAD
WATCH YOUR STEP
Take a walk
three decks up,
outside.
Pools
A retractable lid for the kids’
rock and roll pool
that swayed with the sea
more than nine decks below –
a slow sideways list, or,
when the sea was heavy,
sloshy-wavy aft to fore.
Adults in posh hot tub thrones
watching the kids encourage the
slosh
–
were seen less often, swim clad,
in the brisk Alaskan air of their
outdoor pool,
except for the day
they swam in Glacier Bay.
THREE LAPS TO A MILE
Doesn’t that couple know . .
.
DECK RUN IN PROGRESS
. . . that’s the wrong way to go?
Blasts from the horn in the fog
I hope,
out there in the mist,
you’re not near
enough to hear
this.
LOWERING STATION
KEEP CLEAR
LOW LIFE-BOAT CLEARANCE
ASSEMBLY STATION
Ours is thirteen –
women and children in front –
respond when they call your
name.
Dining options
Formal, casual
sit down, buffet
a grill by the pool,
service in the room,
coffee shops, lounges
and snacks in the bars.
Soda cards on lanyards –
their many punches
survived a week of kids’ snacks,
dinners and lunches.
Friday’s late night highlight,
a chocolate extravaganza
photo op
and finger food frenzy.
Buffet
Asian,
Mexican,
On and on,
Italian, Deli,
Bistro, Desserts,
drinks and pastries,
all known food groups, and
a new one invented just for today.
Dining Room
We sat and “selected’
from a menu
– not “Either-Or,” but “Why Not
More?”
every dessert, multiple
appetizers, and a couple of soups.
Then tried all entrees not seen
before
and maybe not again.
With Dutch coffee, Java smooth,
we ended, Indonesian.
The multi-menu’d kids
tried Alaskan king crab and
gazpacho
with their fries and
cheeseburgers.
On formal nights we dressed
better
but maintained our old eating
behavior.
On the day of the baked Alaska
bakers parade
we saluted the chefs
and the culinary magic they made.
Crows’s Nest
Glass enclosed
full frontal viewing area.
Pilot your own ship and check
the library’s coffee shop –
to your left
or the lounge and piano bar on the
right.
Journaled from 10 decks over
the Pacific O –
Seattle to Juneau
and back.
DESIGNATED AREA FOR PANAMA CANAL
PILOTS
Why not?
A ship with a life!
Ship Mates
The young or beautiful, it seems,
cruise other seas or other times.
We did wear beautiful clothes –
maybe not beautifully
but with effect.
Logo’d tees advertised
our clan, the race we were running
on deck
or where we were from
– and, of course –
our sizes.
Even our canes, walkers and
wheelchairs
we sported with pizzazz.
BLANKETS FOR DECK CHAIRS
employ a man
to bring them out
and put them back.
Shopping
Learn to vacation the American
way.
Our seminars prepare
smart shoppers for duty free sales
and Alaskan gem shopping
excursions.
Let us teach you about tanzanite
expose you to topaz
or upgrade your diamond
then unveil Alaskan jade
at our Northern Lights Collection.
If you’re game, take the lessons
on how to use our casino
or enjoy champagne, get in on the
action
while learning the art of collecting
art;
then join our end of cruise
auction.
If you’re going ashore take our
seminar for
how to shop in port.
Get coupons and precious gem
certificates the shops will mount
for a fee.
For the kids, free
furry pins or
plastic rings – they change colors.
You will find
available everywhere
grizzly paw salad tongs
Ulu knives, fleece,
smoked salmon
and furs.
HELP US KEEP THE OCEAN CLEAN
DO NOT THROW THINGS OVERBOARD
The wake frames
low sun over high mountains.
Everywhere on your promenade,
viewing snow capped mountains
and listening to others’
conversations.
ASEA
Daytime temp, 50 degrees
10:20 sunset
four o’clock sunrise.
GLACIER BAY
First Sightings
Water spray,
small wisps, spout.
Milling fins stir
water textures.
A fin, a fluke, out,
down and away.
With luck, pods.
Bears, only two seen
Brown, hard to see,
yellow, browsing,
over the hill,
gone.
Black, moving
along the shore
among the greens.
Ice chunks
float past,
increase,
hitch-hiked by puppy seals,
sense water is better
and slip over the side;
details missed by seagulls
but not by two berg-surfing
eagles.
Glaciers
16 at tidewater
100 alpine
The Great Pacific, covered in
black, receded
too balanced to move.
We watched Margarie,
groan and crack its way
between mountains
five feet a day
then send blue chunks splashing,
with mini sonic booms,
into the bay.
How well equipped are you
to wait
and watch plate tectonics
move?
Juneau
Behind the docks, mountain walls,
narrow Juneau,
no roads in or out.
They shovel snow, inches
measured in hundreds
courtesy
of the Japanese current sea.
Couponed shoppers, their first
opportune,
rush to mine gold
bargains at Juneau’s jewelers,
see the capital sights
and the Red Dog Saloon.
We headed to the woods to a musher
camp
eager for immersion in the lore
of sled dog breeds,
their care and developmental
needs,
the time it takes to build a team
and more.
We knew the original Iditarod
story
and Balto’s glory
but not Togo’s work
or what it takes to qualify,
winning sprint and mid-length
races
as well as the sponsors needed to
pay
to race today.
A sled dog ride, six to a cart,
gee-hawing through hemlock trails
led by Iditarod mushers
who signed our caps
then taught us to socialize dogs
– by letting us pet their pups.
Sitka
Good news, folks,
the lifeboats worked,
tendering us in to the world’s
largest city –
thousands of square miles,
a volcano, mild climate,
Russian souvenirs and legacy.
A walk in the park with totem
poles led
to a place doing raptor repair,
a small Russian church –
walls of icons, a sailcloth
ceiling
and red Bishop’s chair.
The kids wondered if the eagle on
the cross
was a bird of pray.
Ketchikans
complain about the rain and
collect
totem poles, eagles
tourists, summer merchants
and salmon in fishing boats with
nets,
We learned, touring on a duck,
quack, quack, quack
between a bunch of corny jokes
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK
that they live – on docks –
a lifestyle blasted from rocks
and meet their exercise needs
by climbing steep wooden
“streets.”
Victoria
Most went to see Canada’s jeweled
city of castles
with flowers in parks and hanging
in baskets
while I stayed
to watch a mock
pirate battle regatta
in the bay.
Dennis R. Keefe
August 23, 2008
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