DISNEY WITH BETTY

DISNEY WITH BETTY

So you won the Super Bowl!
Set to go to Disney World!
Sorry, but . . .
we beat you
there
and here’s the best --
as Betty’s guests!
A Super Bowl trip to Disney World?
Just another loss if you should miss

arriving by back roads.
Betty chauffeurs to avoid the crowds,
prepping you with the latest news
about what’s been added,
taken out, refreshed,
or moved to a new venue.
 
No wait at the gate
wading through the ticket muddle
wrestling with the vagueries
of re-entries, park hoppers,
birthday passes and
employee comps.
Betty handled it
. . . months ago.

Not spending your day,
nose in a map.
Betty whisks you here and there,
acquires fast passes
and squires you past
slow lined up masses.
For lunch in a cooled space
she’ll take you to 
exotic restaurants
in what should be far away places.

She knows the shows
including which seating rows
will get your kids displayed in
The Lion King parade.

Out on the trail
she knows where
the costumed characters appear,
how to breakfast with the stars,
get autographs,
and what to say
    to get to see
        the human feet
            of Ariel.

Her I. D. works.
Gets you in with the cast,
where they park and change
then lets you shop their perks.

Enjoy one of her favorites --
an evening in Polynesia
including foods from the islands
and a fireworks spectacular.
Bring along
    some kids
        to do
            the conga line.

If the end of the day
coincides with the end of you
then such sweet sorrow.
You can recover on the morrow
in Betty’s pool.

If you insist -- don’t want to miss
this tour-de-chance-
of-a-lifetime
we’ll see what we can do to
get you on her list.

Just don’t assume that one time through
is a Disney do.
She’ll be pressing you
to win a few
more Super Bowls.

DRK
11/9/10
Oct. 18, 2009